Adult retailer Hustler HollywoodÂ launches in its stores around the country an aggressive #StopVegetableAbuse campaign to get women to stop misusing their vegetables and go instead to Hustler HollywoodÂ to buy REAL sex toys.
Every day, cucumbers, zucchinis and carrots are being inserted into orifices where they donâ€™t belong. It doesnâ€™t stop there either â€“ weâ€™re talking broccoli, radishes and even artichokes. These nutritional foods, that are born from the sweet soil of our earth, are not meant for whatever men and women may or may not be doing in the privacy (hopefully) of their home. Make a salad, steam them, stir-fry or just sautÃ© with a little olive oil and garlic. That is the proper use for a vegetable!
An accompanying offline campaign has also been created to raise awareness of this epidemic, with #StopVegetableAbuse billboards sprouting up in cities across the country. For those who want to become a part of the revolution, exclusive, limited edition T-shirts with #StopVegetableAbuse will available for purchase at all Hustler HollywoodÂ stores. Stickers and condoms will be given away for a limited time, and exclusive buttons have been created for each of the stores, so those who desire to learn more can be educated by the experienced staff at all Hustler HollywoodÂ stores.